Nealosi

Nealosi is, as mention by over a thousand babes in Nealosi: The Wandering Logophil, subsequently one of the mightiest and most logopiliac warlords in the universe. Is understanding of the internet may be minimal, but he is an expert of scum and villainy. To quote Ben-Kenobi regarding Nealosi, "Mos Eisly, no where in the universe will you find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy." Nealosi puts Mos Eisly to shame.

At a young age, Nealosi was chosen by a dying warlord to inherit his vast and mighty legions and continue the quest to conquer all time and space. Nealosi readily accepted and systematically began killing Bothans at an outstanding rate. He has been known to say upon many occasions, "Just keep killing Bothans until I tell you to stop."

One time Nealosi encountered a Ninja while conquering a distant world with his horde of robotic pig-tanks, since that time, his life has been unforgivably altered. He readily embraced the ways of the Ninja and began to train in the arts of ass-beatery and flight.

In addition to his mad skillz as a warlord and Ninja, Nealosi inherited some crazy ass skillz with time travel and word puzzles. He can shatter minds with his word manipulation technique, and on one occasion he went super-saiyan five! While super-saiyan five, he traveled back in time and invented sliced bread under the alias of Otto Rohwedder.

Some other memorable moments with Nealosi involve Cylons and Bardbarians (Bard/Barbarians a class that Nealosi has the honourable task of creating and training), but they aren't as exciting as when he invented sliced bread.

Nealosi is currently taking time of in Latveria with a close pal to study and learn more about robots.