J.R. Rizzolo

J. R. Rizzolo


J.R. Rizzolo (art by Little Boy)

Name: Johnathan "J.R." or "Riz" Rizzolo
Gender: Male
Age: 17
Grade: 12
School: Southridge High School
Hobbies and Interests: Guitar Hero Fanatic, baseball player, surfing, Thrice, Jack Nicholson films, acting and Shakespeare.

Appearance: J.R. stands at 5'11, weighing in at approximately 165lbs. Typical scrawny type who will learn that a high metabolism won't last forever. He has golden blonde hair that at its longest point touches his shoulders. Like many natural blondes John has sky blue eyes that seem to pierce through anything he looks at. His favourite attire consists of a Thrice t-shirt or his California State Guitar Hero Champion shirt, combined with his favourite pair of blue jeans and a pair of white Nike runners.

Biography: Johnathan was born and raised in Highland a place that he loves. He fell in love with the town when he came of age to explore it. The town is like a sanctuary for J.R., a place he can get away from home. Not to say his home isn't one he likes. Riz loves his home, but when you live with 3 sisters, all younger, you need to escape sometimes and get some personal time.

John's parents seperated when he was 14, but he knew it was for the best. His mom found a new man in Shawn, someone whom John gets along great with. One of his happiest days was seeing his mom at the altar smiling at Shawn. It made John proud inside to know his mom was that happy again.

Riz by Yonagoda

John "J.R." Rizzolo (art by Yonagoda)

At school J.R. excelled in Business, English and Drama, often citing his dramatic arts teachers as one of the biggest influences on his life. If you ask him about it, he responds with, "He didn't just teach us subject matter, he taught us how to be better people." Riz also played for the baseball team, becoming one of the ace pitchers. He became well known for his friends bringing signs to the game with the quote, "Can You Smell What The Riz Is Cookin?" stolen of course from the WWF's The Rock.

Riz also found a calling so to speak, when he picked up Guitar Hero for the first time. Joking with his friends that it was like a "white guy's DDR", John became well known on youtube and scorehero for his Full Combo 100% runs of some of the toughest songs in the game series. Recently he competed in the statewide Guitar Hero tournament capturing first place in a grueling final round playing of Hangar 18.

Advantages: Johnathan is extremely resourceful, making the most of situations that may seem bleak. He also possesses strong reflexes from playing pitcher and reacting to balls flying right back at him on line drives.
Disadvantages: John has had no formal combat training at all, and despite being able to throw a solid fastball, he isn't a very strong person. His lack of strength, combined the semi-occurance of Tourette's like ticks may cause the competition to overwhelm him.

Designated Number: Male Student no. 58


Designated Weapon: Tire Iron
Conclusions: I wonder if B58'll be able to shred with that tire iron as well as he can shred with an axe? Somehow, I doubt it. I don't know, I just don't have high hopes for this one. I think maybe some nerd'll off him for scoring higher than them on a game of Guitar Hero. Besides all that... doesn't he know? Rock Band is SO much cooler.

The above biography is as written by Scipher. No edits or alterations to the author's original work have been made.

Evaluations Edit

SOTF V3 JRRizzolo

J.R. Rizzolo (art by Ryuki)

Kills: Cara Scholte, Anton Wykowsku, Edgar Hoskins, Joseph Cande, Dawn Beckworth, Velvet Retsiloh, Emma Babineaux, Lyn Burbank, Nicole Husher, Edward Sullivan, Lulu Altaire

Killed By: Maxie Dasai (one year after the game)

Collected Weapons: Tire Iron (issued), morning star (from Wade Wilson)

Allies: None

Enemies: None

Mid-game Evaluation: J.R. spent the first three days out of everyone's way, wandering around the island aimlessly. Over the course of those days, J.R.'s mindset had changed from refusing to fight, to deciding that killing everyone was the only option if he was to leave the island. He initially decided on going to the babbling brook, but changed his plans once it was announced as a danger zone, and ended up at the jailhouse instead. As he approached the building, he saw Keith Jackson and Kallie Majors entering and thought of a plan. Ripping his shirt up and following the pair inside, he spun a story about encountering and being attacked by Harry Tsai in order to gain their trust. Moments thereafter, Boxer Carvalho arrived, giving J.R. a divertion and allowing him to leave the premises, indicating to the others that he was going to the hospital.

J.R. made his way to the lagoon, starting to tire out and collapsing on the floor to fall asleep. However, he was woken up instantly when he realised that he'd stumbled across the bodies of Joe Gai, Jodene Zalack and Mortimer Jones, J.R. deciding to move them into the water as a last mark of respect. Taking the morning star that had been left protuding from Jodene's body, he moved on. He returned to the graveyard, coming across Emma Babineaux and Maxie Dasai.

Post-Game Evaluation:

Memorable Quotes:

  • "If you really wanted to save her, you would have done something, anything to save her. Don’t lie to yourself Sullivan, you’re out to win. You’re playing this game just as much as me."
  • "There is no escape Emma. I don't care what my family thinks anymore. They'll be happy that I'll be the one coming home. They'll be happy that J.R. is back. No one will second guess what I've done. They'll all chalk it up to the mental distress of the game. You were stupid enough to believe me. You were stupid enough to think that I actually cared about you."

Other/Trivia Edit

  • As of the completion of V6, Riz is the only winner of SOTF who was never rolled during the game.
  • In September '08 Riz won the BKA for killing Cara Scholte.
  • In February '09 Riz won the BKA for his kills of Emma Babineaux and Lyn Burbank.

Threads Edit

Below is a list of threads that contain John, in chronological order.


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